i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
