Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
