i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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