may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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