and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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