Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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