My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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