i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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