Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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