Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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