your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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