So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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