porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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