Your tits are I can't wait for
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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