haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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