Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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