Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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