come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
