She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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