therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
our cab driver is having phone sex.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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