My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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