I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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