He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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