He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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