Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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