careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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