My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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