Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
