he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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