it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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