I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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