i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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