quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I pour the whiskey from now on
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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