is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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