but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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