No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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