i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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