Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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