Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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