so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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