The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i think im in europe. pls send help
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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