it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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