i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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