I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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