how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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