I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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