So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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