adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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