Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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