You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
