Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize