fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
vagina is talking i cant
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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