Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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