Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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