He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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