erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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