no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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